
Third Party Vote

8.25.2024
DIET ZHUZH celebrates their three year anniversary, and to honor the occasion, all Employees voted for the new SHE.E.O of the company!
On Aug 25th, Incumbent BABES The DJ was joined by 6 other musical candidates on the debate stages at the D.Z.N.C (DIET ZHUZH NATIONAL CONVENTION) hosted at H0L0 in Bushwick. The candidates 100% maybe delivered their promises, values, coconut tree gardens, and dress sizes in a fiercely close battle. All employees lined up to vote for their new boss because as we know, EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
Unfortunately when the polls closed the F.E.C. realized that someone had swapped out the Countr5000 in the ‘VOTIN BOOF’ with a Paper Shredder! Because NONE OF THE VOTES COUNTED, BABES The DJ won by default. Their first decree as reinstated SHE.E.O with unchecked power was to move the factory/office to a building on top of a failed communist business. The site was apparently haunted but saved them lots of money, or so they thought…
