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Dancing In The Disco

AttenDANCE Mandatory

4.1.2022

April 1st: no jokes. SERIOUS taste, SERIOUS business. Absolutely nothing funny about it. Our company made such big strides at this party: We did it! We made it to the big city! The glitz, the glamor, The Lower East Side! We arrived at our new office, The Parkside Lounge and we rewarded our newer, much gayer employees (thank God) with an opportunity to also pay us to work for us, just like the straight people did at The Woods! Equality <3 love is love, profit is profit, Diet Zhuzh is still not FDA approved.

DJ
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