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2 Fast 2 Serious

8.11.2023
In celebration of our unbelievable subjective success we generously decided to finance and construct a high speed rail network around America! Finally a high speed rail by the "corporate" people for the "regular" people, sponsored and branded by DIET ZHUZH. Carrying passengers and extremely large quantities of addictive DIET ZHUZH around the country. Our goal was to at long last stock DIET ZHUZH around the country at dangerously high, hastily constructed speeds! Privately owned, for-profit public services, what could possibly go wrong?

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